The Fly Guy

This is gross. I hesitated posting it because it is nasty. But, it is also funny at the same time. Thus, it's grossly funny...

Because the kids have been raised in a barn are unable to close the doors when they go in and out of the house mixed with the fact that our house is adjacent to a county island where most people have animals, we have flies. It's not too bad, but just enough that the kids get excited about it. You see, Eric has told the kids that if they kill a fly they get a quarter. Logan took it up a level to earn twice the amount, by killing flies with his hands. For some reason, he is the "master fly killer with your bare hands." That is the only way he will kill flies. I actually stopped to watch him once. At this particular time, there was a fly by the window. He became like a cat ready to pounce on a mouse and went for the fly. The next thing I knew was that the fly was dead in Logan's hands, and fly guts were smeared across the window, and Logan was 50 cents richer.